stalker gf

A girl who stalks a guy in hopes they end up dating them but instead just become a stalker.

You know that person right they are a stalker GF.

by gasdas April 19, 2018

stalkerfriend

A friend who immediately knows everything that goes on in your life via social networking (myspace, facebook and twitter), and your other friends, but never directly from you.

Jay: It's like what you said about ....

Jane: When did I say that?

Jay: It was on your twitter.

Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.

by subsistence May 29, 2009

Stalkerfeed

The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.

The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.

Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!

by FaceStalker October 5, 2011

stalkeriffic

the act of watching someone and/or following so much it is quite creepy.

"Would it be totally stalkeriffic if I went down that guys road?"

Guy1-lets follow her
Guy2-no way man, i dont want her to think were stalkeriffic!

by Grill Cheesey April 29, 2006

Stalkerific

(adj) People who are overly good at stalking.

Guy: "She changed her last name to my last name on facebook"

Other Guy: "Have you even talked to this chick?"

Guy: "Nope."

Other Guy: "Damn, she's stalkerific."

by mekateka October 15, 2010

Stalkerific

Something that is rockin' awesome and useful when stalking someone.

Dude, the friend activity feed on the new Facebook layout is totally stalkerific! It's f'ing easy to creep on my Facebook crush now that I can use that rockin' stalker bar.

by Ralfdallas September 23, 2011

Stalkerfack

when you are fully aware of a stalker, and for reasons only apparant to yourself or in aid of a bet you decide to use the stalker's stalkeryness to achieve the level of needs require to fulfil your desire.

Nad: I bet you £5 I get with someone before you do!
Amme: I have a plan!
Nad: What?!
Amme: I know this guy who has been tryin to hit on me.. ;)
Nad: OMG, YOU STALKERFACK?!?!

by cruzaaay February 16, 2010