stalker face 

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

stalker face by BM_Face December 14, 2008

facebook ex stalker 

When someone lurks and stalks there ex to see what he or she is doing. Usually every so often the person goes back to see what has been written on their ex's wall. And to scope out who the girls/guys he or she is associating themselves with.

Jill : Stop being such a facebook ex stalker Megan.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.

Jill: Oh gees.

facebook ex stalker by WEIRDOGIRLO!2 January 18, 2010

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.

Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011

Facebook Stalker Bar

The 'friend activity' feed added to the right side of your screen as part of the 9/21/11 changes to Facebook's layout.

Dude, the new Facebook Stalker Bar is stalkerific!! I used to have to work to creep on my Facebook crush, but now everything she does or says on Facebook comes right to my screen!

Facebook Stalker Bar by ralfdallas September 23, 2011

facebook stalker

Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...

I think Hillary is turning into a facebook stalker, she replies to all of my status updates...

facebook stalker by Goofisteve December 11, 2007

facebook stalker

A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.

"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!

facebook stalker by robinhood1975 April 11, 2012

Facebook stalker

Whether you admit it or not, you are a facebook stalker. Stop denying it...you meet a cute girl/guy and keep checkin on their statuses...you stalker you.

(Bo) "Hey, so how's it going with that girl you met the other day?"

(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"

(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."

Facebook stalker by Krpec11 February 8, 2010