staleface 

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective

Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*

staleface by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010

staleface 

Two opposing people stare at each other without any facial movements such as smiling.The one who breaks thier facial expression first is the loser

Hey eric, staleface right now!

staleface by dblake December 4, 2007

poop stalemate 

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.

I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.

poop stalemate by Katie12 March 29, 2015

Facebook Stalemate 

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.

Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

Facebook Stalemate by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009

Spaceface Stalker 

n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners

Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"

Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"

Spaceface Stalker by DudeA March 24, 2009

Sealface 

1: The worlds worst kind of person.

2: A total douche.

3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.

Holy shit, that dude is such a sealface!
Oh damn, Sealface is shit!

Sealface by shotgunjimmy May 16, 2010

spareface 

interj.

Used to express apathy or indicate a lack of interest or concern, also careface.

Literally a face that is 'spare', an evolution of talk to the hand (because the face isn't listening).

Susan: Hey my phone's so much cooler than yours it can even talk to itself!
Clint: Spareface!

spareface by Spare101 June 6, 2013