to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective
Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*
by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010
Get the staleface mug.Two opposing people stare at each other without any facial movements such as smiling.The one who breaks thier facial expression first is the loser
by dblake December 4, 2007
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When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.
by Katie12 March 29, 2015
Get the poop stalemate mug.A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.
Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.
Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.
Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"
Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"
Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"
Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009
Get the Facebook Stalemate mug.n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners
Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"
Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
by DudeA March 24, 2009
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2: A total douche.
3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.
2: A total douche.
3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.
by shotgunjimmy May 16, 2010
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Used to express apathy or indicate a lack of interest or concern, also careface.
Literally a face that is 'spare', an evolution of talk to the hand (because the face isn't listening).
Used to express apathy or indicate a lack of interest or concern, also careface.
Literally a face that is 'spare', an evolution of talk to the hand (because the face isn't listening).
by Spare101 June 6, 2013
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