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stale face

-_____-
1- someone kills a joke; they get the stale face
2- someone says something stupid; they get the stale face
stale face by marsean June 5, 2010

'Space Face 

The typical girl's Myspace/Facebook profile picture that involves some sort of kissing or kissy face combined with a sideways or somewhat askew peace sign. It can be very difficult to tell the relative attractiveness of female by only their 'space face.
Nick: Yo that girl Brittany who added me on Myspace looks pretty hot.
Joey: IDK man... all her pictures had a bad case of the 'space face.
'Space Face by KiNG`Joey January 9, 2008

Space-face 

A Space-face is a person that looks better on Myspace than they do in person. The person usually takes angled photographs when the lighting is just right to make them look their best and they almost never take photos from the waste down.
For Guys: "I met up with this girl at a bar that I know from Myspace. She was a total Space-face. I hit it anyway though."

For Girls: "I can't believe Josh left me for her, she's such a Space-face."
Space-face by Diego Alonso November 14, 2006

Stage Face

A hottie from far away, but a nottie up close.
That drummer is so hot; let's talk to him after the show.
(later)
Eww, nevermind, he's a total stage face.
Stage Face by Cased In Light July 12, 2010

Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
-____-
(-____-)<-----
A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face
Stale face by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011

Space Face 

Face given when taking a self portrait for myspace. Sometimes menacing, othertimes grimacing, this face can be quite deceptive as to the actual appearance of the individual on film.
Gentleman 1: "Did you see Joey's profile yet?"

Gentleman 2: "Yeah, brah...he's totally rockin' the space face!"

Gentleman 1: "Totally ghey!"
Space Face by Mr. Crackerpants November 22, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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