Stapleface

1.Adj: To be well known by many people from many places.2. To be the friend that connects a group together.

John: "Yes we met through Dee, she's such a stapleface around campus."

Scott: "Oh, so thats how you and Jenny met."

by St.Crispin September 1, 2010

staleface

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective

Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*

by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010

stalefate

being in a situation where no matter what you do, you cannot avoid harsh consequences.

If I tell my parents, I'll be grounded for eternity. If I don't, they'll eventually find out and then ground me for eternity. Either way, I'm in a stalefate.

by brach95 February 22, 2011

staleface

Two opposing people stare at each other without any facial movements such as smiling.The one who breaks thier facial expression first is the loser

Hey eric, staleface right now!

by dblake December 4, 2007

stupeface

dumbass person

he was such a stupeface he forgot to put his emergency brake on; now his boat, trailer and truck are in the river.

by waterwoman June 20, 2011