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poop stalemate
When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.
poop stalemate by Katie12 March 29, 2015
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Facebook Stalemate
A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.
Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.
Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.
Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"
Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"
Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"
Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
Facebook Stalemate by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009
chivalrous stalemate
*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.
chivalrous stalemate by nonexistent December 9, 2012
stallmate
When two or more people attempt to stall stall while in a public bathroom, resulting in many minutes of silence while all parties involved just sit quietly in their stalls.
After several minutes of complete silence I realized that I was stuck in a stallmate with the fellow next to me.
stallmate by Rusty Shackles October 26, 2010
stall stalemate
When you stall stall for anther person, but they are also stall stalling, resulting in you both just sitting there forever.
stall stalemate by brules October 5, 2010
staleface
to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective
Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*
staleface by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010
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