stale penis

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Andrew Priest

Gee, that Andrew priest kid is a real stale penis

stale penis by stale fungus July 8, 2015

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Stale Penis

A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people

Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.

Stale Penis by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

Stale Penis by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

State Penis

State Penis. More sexy then Tricycle Penis Boat. Its a gender. Very, VERY sexy. Holy shit thats fucking sexy .. goddamn!

"Hey bro I think I'm State Penis."

"Me too. BESTIES!! #SLAY!!!!"

State Penis by ImGayButGay October 24, 2022

Stage Penis

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...

Stage penis..... Ew gross!

Stage Penis by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage

When the penis is stuck in the boner stage after having an orgasm that it cannot handle.

He cummed so hard that he was stuck in the hardcore shellshock penis stage.

Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

Stage 4 penis cancer by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026