stale penis
stale penis by stale fungus July 8, 2015
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Stale Penis
A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people
Stale Penis by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018
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Stale Penis
Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.
Stale Penis by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017
State Penis
State Penis. More sexy then Tricycle Penis Boat. Its a gender. Very, VERY sexy. Holy shit thats fucking sexy .. goddamn!
State Penis by ImGayButGay October 24, 2022
Stage Penis
Stage Penis by Story-Teller January 5, 2015
Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage
Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016
Stage 4 penis cancer
when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really
Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER
Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill
Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer
Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill
Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer
Stage 4 penis cancer by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025
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