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stale fish 

Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.
O fuck, the powers out. Gonna have to stale fish it.
stale fish by Beebix April 4, 2006
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stale fish 

A stale fish is a trick on a snowboard where you get air off a jump and grab your board on your heel edge with your back hand, between your bindings.
Sick Stale Fish on that jump dude!
stale fish by SnowboardAddiction.com December 27, 2011

stale fish 

A Stale Fish is when you sleep with someone that doesn't do much of anything except lay there like a stale fish.
He slept with her and said she was a stale fish
stale fish by TagIt84 August 26, 2013

STALE FISH 

When you shake someones hand and they give you a limp handshake, kinda like holding a stale fish...
Dude i shook corkys hand and he gave me a stale fish...
STALE FISH by Pepper 420 November 4, 2006

state fish of hawaii 

whats the state fishh of hawaii? :)
humuhumunukunukuaPUA'A, yeah bitchhhh!

state fish of hawaii.

nuff' said.

bitch stole my fish 

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
bitch stole my fish by whit-tastic January 1, 2009

Fish scale

Specific type of high end cocaine, 90% cocaine 10% sulfide of sulfide composite
"How much for an 8 ball of fish scale?"
Fish scale by Conrad June 19, 2003
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