stainus

anal leakage resulting in a shit stain on your pants, common among old bastards and sluts with loose back doors.

1:Dude you need to talk to your mom about that stainus. 2: I can smell that stainus from over here.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

stainus

a stained anus, kinda browner than you think it should be...maybe even a dingle-berry or two present. Rhymes with anus.

Biff: Hey Blaine...that chick I banged last was awesome. But, when she bent over and pulled her panties off, I saw her stainus! It was rotten. But, I did her anyways.
Blaine: Did your tool smell like ass?

by saintsfanmd June 23, 2008

Stainus

A stained anus

I can't believe she had a stainus.

by Firetsunami June 10, 2021

Stains of Time

The Badass Theme Song Of Monsoon. Memes. The DNA of the soul.

Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath
The warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling
Gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow
All the stains of time
But there's no memory
It's only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
And it will come
Like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up
Until the end is here
And it will come
Through the darkest day
In my final hour
And it will never rest
Until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
My dreams disappear

by SpoonNamedJamie May 10, 2022

tobacco stains

Tobacco stains are from when a girl hasn't wiped her ass right and has more streaks than a getaway vehicle.

"I went to pull her panties down to get to the pussy,and she had tobacco stains."

by BigL830 January 29, 2016

Seymour Stains

A women who has had a lot of semen stains on her clothing.

I hear that Seymour Stains had to wash her dress again. What a dirty bitch she is.

by ntash November 23, 2014

kobe stains

(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.

When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.

by Will A. June 23, 2005