saintsfanmd's definitions

stainus

a stained anus, kinda browner than you think it should be...maybe even a dingle-berry or two present. Rhymes with anus.

Biff: Hey Blaine...that chick I banged last was awesome. But, when she bent over and pulled her panties off, I saw her stainus! It was rotten. But, I did her anyways.
Blaine: Did your tool smell like ass?

by saintsfanmd June 23, 2008

turd hearse

The truck that empties porta-johns

Bobby Joe: Jeez, Wilbur! Did another varmit crawl up your ass and die?!
Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!

by saintsfanmd December 25, 2007