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Elite preferred species. 

An Elite preferred species is somebody who selects their preferred species as an Elite instead of Spartan. The term Elite preferred species is often used as a slur by players who have their preferred species as Spartan.
Player playing as an Elite: *makes a valid point in an argument*
Player playing as a Spartan: "Shut the fuck up, Elite preferred species."

bikinis and spacesuits 

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.
"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

Internet Spaceships 

An Eve-Online related term.

A reminder to not get too worked up about the game.

It goes along with the game "chase the ball": AKA soccer.

Soccer can be a serious sport. But when you put a bunch of 3 year-olds on the field, the parents of said 3 year-olds often need reminding of what those kids are really playing.

Even when dealing with profession levels, it is still just a game of "chase the ball". Maybe if people used that term more often there would be less violence and rioting in connection with the sport.

The term "internet spaceships" serves as a simple reality check, that this is only a game, and people should not be building their lives entirely around something so trivial.
Original post by "Ki Tarra"
Someone said "internet spaceships are more important than life and death to you" and I said "Listen, it's more important than that"

Janet de Spaceship 

One with a face that goes ~wamb~ like the front of an airplane or, spaceship, in it's aerodynamicy and shape. A Janet de Spaceship moved easily through air currents, although some of her extremities limit her flow. These extremities sometimes include sirens, hair, rockets, fat rolls, bracelets, and sometimes wheels. The face is accentuated by a large nasal horn, or sometimes, cavity which radiates bitchiness and retardedness.

A 'Janet de Spaceship' is usually a drunk whore.
"That chick's nose is ****ing huge, she looks like a Janet de Spaceship."

"You're too drunk, Janet, let's get you back to your spaceship."

ur species feces 

The worst possible insult ever. When this is used, the entire Earth is engulfed in Flames, the Sun explodes and the Moon crashes into Earth.
Tom: ur mom gay
Me : no u
Tom: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur sister a mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Me: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur familiy reunion homosexual communion
Tom: ur family tree LGBT
Me: ur ancestors incestors
Tom: ur race has gayes
Me: Want me to use it asshole?
Tom: i dare you
Me: UR SPECIES FECES!

*everything dies, the earth is on fire is englufed by the Sun.

Closed Species 

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.
Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...
Closed Species by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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