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stab wound fuck 

(verb) - When you stab someone, and then fuck the wound until you jiz inside of the subject. Then you would sew the wound back up, using clean sutures.

The subject in question, the stab-wound-fuckee, would still be the same person and live out a normal life, but they would just have your jiz inside them.
I am so pissed, I am going to stab wound fuck you and the blood will be used for lubrication. While you are a piece of shit, you will still be the same person, you will just have my jiz inside you.

I am going to stab wound fuck that dirty coon.
stab wound fuck by Sambo Snowman September 21, 2011

stab wound in a gorillas back

A gash that’s so ginormous and hairy only a teenager on benifits would go there.
Hey don, that fat twat had a fuck hole like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

southeast san diego stab wound 

is when you fuck a girl so hard in the butt until her ass bleeds, profusely
last night i gave that whore a southeast san diego stab wound...and she came

deep dicking in the stab wound 

the act of stabbing someone, preferably in the gut area between the oblique and abdominal muscles, then inserting your penis until it is balls deep in such wound. continue to hump the wound until you cum in the wound.
when ryan cabrera walked into the basement, wilcoxXx screamed "DEEP DICKING IN THE STAB WOUND." startled ryan looked around ackwardly until phil stabed him multiple times in the stomach and everyone jumped on and fucked him in the various bleeding holes in his abdomen.

28 stab wounds

YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
*slams paper on table*

28 STAB WOUNDS.
28 stab wounds by connor RK-900 September 19, 2018

Hairy Stabwound 

Another term for a womans vagina which is hairy in the pubic region and generally not a good looking vagina.
"i got with this girl last night,she had the ugliest pussy ever..it was like a hairy stabwound."

"she put her hairy stabwound in my face and i swear i burped and a little sick came up."
Hairy Stabwound by the coza January 18, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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