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A troll-like creature that prefers not to live under bridges, but in shady corners of old ladies' bedrooms. When given the chance, he will steal their panties for use in rubbing his syphilitic phallus. Unfortunately, this action rarely ends in climax. Rather, it culminates in a poor little old lady crying to her church social about why she smells like sex and shame.
That Sramek jumped out from behind my curtains again last night.
sramek by j-merc October 27, 2010
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The maiden name of the most beautiful girl you will ever meet.Bringing suffocation,class,and respectfulness into one package better than any one or any thing ever witnessed before.
Friend one:their is no way that someone's beauty can transcend the stars
Friend two:look at Ms.Sramek
Friend one:OHHHH
Sramek by Joeyhasonenut June 3, 2017
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The Queen of all , honest,loving, caring and outspoken. A people person that really doesn't like people. Your best friend or your worst enemy. Always imitated, never duplicated and otherwise known as Mekia.
Shamekia is the queen. Never address her as anything else!
shamekia by 👑Shamekia December 19, 2016
A beautiful creation of God. A fun, loving and outgoing human being. If met will be more than loved. This person is a creative intellectual, as well as, a person who can laugh and be the biggest clown and turn around and have an educated debate. This is a well rounded individual with a big mind and an even bigger heart. As nice as this person is they are no one's door mat. This person is known to stand their ground, stand up for themself as well as their family. This individual is opinonated yet open minded. An authentic and rare human being. A treasure.
I love her, I want to be her, and I respect her. Her name is Shameka.
Shameka by Miss Ambitious87 February 7, 2010
Genuine, heart of gold, generous, loving, kind, will bend over backwards for anyone, sweet, fun to be around, eager to learn and build, love kids, bread winner, over achiever, don't like to be mistreated.
If you need a friend find you a Shamekia.
shamekia by Godsgift1974 January 30, 2017
Shameka is a very smart black girl with a fat ass all the boys drool over here cause of how smart athletic and sexy she is! She is very out going but I advise you not to mess with her although she may be nice but on the outside she is one of the most intimidating ppl and if you fuck with her she will fuck you up!
She is so sexy such a Shameka!
Shameka by Jorredan January 7, 2019
Is a sweetheart and a princess but she's savage until she finds love. Special and very trustworthy.
she is very Sameka
sameka by Venness December 21, 2016
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