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when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.
Babe want to try squrtle tonight
squrtle by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022
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1.The moment of uncertainity. 2. When you fart and you believe you may have let out a little poop in the process. 3. An awkward moment after ones fart.
Did you just squrgle....?

I'm going to go change my pants I think I just squrgled myself.
squrgle by danielblakekingjoseph January 27, 2011
The act where after you’ve came into your partners vagina, they queef your load back onto your chest
“Look, I ain’t tryna be a baby daddy, so let’s Slurkley and get it over with.” - someone with daddy issues probably
Slurkley by Oh boi, well August 4, 2022
a cross between a snort a chuckle and a giggle. usually heard in pubs after a good joke or shocking comment resulting in the messy spraying of beer from ones nose.
everyone snurkled when they heard what had really gone on behind the bikeshed last night .
snurkle by heffalump May 5, 2005

smurkledorfed

To be unlawfully tricked
The guy told me the car was brand new and when I got there it was junk, I've been smurkledorfed.
smurkledorfed by iskygirl27 April 5, 2015

Squirkle 

That old tv is shaped like a squirkle.
Squirkle by PMUSIC November 5, 2009