squouche

stupid, queer, and douche in one word

n. That kid over there is a squouche.

by olivepip January 7, 2009

Squouch

The position you make between a squat and a crouch.

She squouched over the McDonald's sweat tea cup to take a poo.

by CoNiGMa May 14, 2016

squouching

TO Squouch is to curl up into a small ball like a sneaky covenant elite.

Look at that guy that is squouching by the wall.

by andy schultz May 4, 2005

squdouche

this term applys when you get the very uncomfortable feeling during any time of the day and usually means you are in the presence of a complete bitch. it can also mean during some situtations vansih and/or fuck off

Jaol : the dude chad is a squdouche

Maia : Joal... whts a squdouche ?

Joal: idk but i think we need to bitch slap him

by psychotoxic June 10, 2011

Squouch

Gangster, sometimes referred to as o.g. or original gangster
Used as a Noun, verb, adjective, and adverb

Be squouch about it. (Be gangster about it.) She is such a squouch. (She is such a gangster.) Beth and Kate are such squouches. (Beth and Kate are such gangsters.)

by Squouch January 25, 2017

Squoncher

When an animal had a very squishy and squishable face

“Wow look at that golden retriever hes a squoncher!”

by DaniDeVito November 2, 2023

squoochee

(v.) same as douche (the verb). it's ass-cleaning :) often with water!

"Felching session canceled because he don't wanna squoochee."
"Girl, ew... Get back on Grindr and find a new fling...."

by 4n41b34d51uv3r2004 February 23, 2025