squooger 

A coffee press: Bodum or similar.

The coffee at work blows. I brought my squooger so I can make my own.

squooger by bikeclimbsail August 19, 2007

Squoomer 

1. n. A nerd that fucks around with gangshit

2. n. An intellectual gangbanger

"Timothy needs to stop shooting up parking lots and go to academic decathalon practice."

"Yeah he's such a Squoomer."

Squoomer by DOWNTON SCOOBY May 22, 2018

Squoger 

A squoger is a mutated squirel that attacks helpless people while taking dumps in the woods.

I got my ass bitten by a squoger while shitting in the woods.

Squoger by Kater-Tater-Tot March 24, 2009

squooge 

The little squishy ball attached to the top of some knit hats.

"It's cold outside. Make sure you wear the hat with the squooge on top."

squooge by JaekFilips December 29, 2009