Squoomer

1. n. A nerd that fucks around with gangshit

2. n. An intellectual gangbanger

"Timothy needs to stop shooting up parking lots and go to academic decathalon practice."

"Yeah he's such a Squoomer."

by DOWNTON SCOOBY May 22, 2018

squooger

A coffee press: Bodum or similar.

The coffee at work blows. I brought my squooger so I can make my own.

by bikeclimbsail August 19, 2007