Squonch 

The act of stealing.

"Hey, hurry up and Squonch that CD before an employee catches you!"

Squonch by "Sketchy" Mike Z April 23, 2006

squonch 

anytime during sex when a mans balls get smashed between himself and his partner this action is called a squonch.

Johnny was hitting it hard then lost his balance and that was when he received his first squonch...

squonch by Ithunder9 February 28, 2010

Squonch 

A juul or nicotine device

Hey man can I hit ur squonch

Squonch by Yoinkers November 5, 2018

Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

Squinched 

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Squinch 

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

Squinch by Phuqit November 11, 2006