Squitter

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

squitters

Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.

I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Squitter chuckles

You laugh so hard you squitter your pants.

I had the squitter chuckles when John told me that joke.

by SecretLHSWarrior April 7, 2016

squitter hoop

Your Arse hole. ring piece

"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."

by Grandad October 1, 2007

Squitter

When I bird spits fire rhymes like for example Birdalicious T

Squitter rhymes, stealing dymes cus I think they´re shiny

by LilWeed2 September 25, 2018

squitter

someone who is a shitter and a squeeter. they shit and squeet

"he is the master squitter"

by happyyfits December 11, 2022