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Squirtaliate
To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.
"She squirtaliated me last night..."
"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."
"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."
"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
Squirtaliate by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011
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Squirtaliate
When you nut on your girl's face and hair so she retaliates by squirting on you when you least expect it.
Melanie: "Last night mike shot his dirty monkey all over my face and hair! It took hours to wash out."
Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"
Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"
Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"
Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"
Squirtaliate by BobStevens40 February 27, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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