"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."
"So you ran over Squirrela Squirrelison, Squirrely's wife? Don't worry, she'll be back!"
(look the next day and her body will be gone...)
(because she gets hit all of the time, she has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)
"So you ran over Squirrela Squirrelison, Squirrely's wife? Don't worry, she'll be back!"
(look the next day and her body will be gone...)
(because she gets hit all of the time, she has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)
by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008
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"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"
(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)
"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"
(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)
by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008
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Get the squirrelin mug.When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
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Guy 1:"Dude wheres your girl"
Guy 2:"OH. I left that bitch, she was squirrelin'"
"I got that girl squirrelin' on my nuts"!!!
Guy 1:"Dude wheres your girl"
Guy 2:"OH. I left that bitch, she was squirrelin'"
"I got that girl squirrelin' on my nuts"!!!
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