squirrela squirrelison 

The name of a female squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrela Squirrelison, Squirrely's wife? Don't worry, she'll be back!"

(look the next day and her body will be gone...)
(because she gets hit all of the time, she has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

squirrela squirrelison by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008

squirrely squirrelison 

The name of a male squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"

(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

squirrely squirrelison by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008

squirrelin' 

A girl who is looking for nuts. Just like a squirrel.

Person 1: Dude that girl is a major slut.
Person 2: I know she is straight squirrelin'.

squirrelin' by squirrels123 April 27, 2011

squirrelin 

the act of trying to catch a nut in a sexual way.

the guy in the club was squirrelin on that hoe hardcore

squirrelin by kaley and becca March 2, 2011

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

Squirrelin’ a Nut by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

squirrelin' 

When a person is working very aggressively to attract a mate. Generally increased with alcohol and time.

Yo he's squirrelin' so harddd.
I know and she's not intrerested at all.

squirrelin' by Squirrel Master69 December 24, 2010

Squirrelin' 

adj; A way of describing a person, object or event as going crazy; NUTZ!!!

"Dam that party last night, shit was squirrelin'"

Guy 1:"Dude wheres your girl"
Guy 2:"OH. I left that bitch, she was squirrelin'"

"I got that girl squirrelin' on my nuts"!!!

Squirrelin' by Mr.Dirty951 May 11, 2010