squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

squirrel nuts

Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.

Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.

by scodder June 24, 2010

Squirrel shit nuts

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019

SquirrelNutz

Iowa dwelling person ; plays a lot of CS and Warcraft III, often chats on MSN and MIRC. Master at any game he plays, and keeps it real with the ladies.

SquirrelNutz, sex me up you animal!

by SquirrelNutz June 6, 2004

squirrelnutz

A dirty old farmer from Iowa who cannot keep his damn mouth shut. He often fucks up other's nicks.

See pug

(a small, weak person that talks shit, but never does anything)

stfu squirrelnutz, you fucking talk too much.

by FuQ June 30, 2004

squirrelnut

when your girl eat your nuts like a squirrel

damnnn man she's a squirrelnut

by xxxxkaire_xx January 16, 2022