squirrel nuts
When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.
squirrel nuts by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007
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squirrel nuts
squirrel nuts by scodder June 24, 2010
Squirrel shit nuts
Squirrel shit nuts by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012
I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off
A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"
Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019
SquirrelNutz
Iowa dwelling person ; plays a lot of CS and Warcraft III, often chats on MSN and MIRC. Master at any game he plays, and keeps it real with the ladies.
SquirrelNutz by SquirrelNutz June 6, 2004
squirrelnutz
A dirty old farmer from Iowa who cannot keep his damn mouth shut. He often fucks up other's nicks.
See pug
(a small, weak person that talks shit, but never does anything)
See pug
(a small, weak person that talks shit, but never does anything)
squirrelnutz by FuQ June 30, 2004
squirrelnut
squirrelnut by xxxxkaire_xx January 16, 2022
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