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squirrel flu 

What you call a slut, whore, prostitute, bimbo, or anyone who loves to fuck carelessly. Reason being is because "too many nuts been down there."
(Friend A) That girl's a slut, she fucks everybody on campus.
(Friend B) So she has squirrel flu?
(Friend A) ...Squirrel flu?
(Friend B) Yeah, squirrel flu. Wanna know why? Too many nuts been down there.
(Both) lmao
squirrel flu by derrickondemand January 18, 2010
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fluffy squirrel

A mans hairy ball that is sticking outside of his Speedo swimsuit.
fluffy squirrel by Twitchytazz March 30, 2019

Squirrelflight

Daughter of Sandstorm and Firestar. Ginger pelt with one white paw and green eyes.
Squirrelflight is a character in Warrior cats.
Squirrelflight by Mossear April 17, 2020

squirrelfuck 

one who fucks squirrels
fucking like a squirrel
one who fucks like a squirrel?
He's a squirrelfuck.
Yesterday i decided to squirrelfuck and i made a furry lil baby.
I squirrelfucked his mom and she popped out a squirrel.
i feel like i was made by my mom getting squirrel fucked because im harier than a bear.
i think his mom squirrelfucked someone to make him because he can fit big nuts in his mouth but has tiny nuts.
squirrelfuck by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008

Squirrelflight

the best warrior cat. No doubts. No questions. No NOTHING.
A cat Moonkitti. And I. Love. Along with dovewing and other cats. Squirrelflight is the best. Thank you.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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