Definitions by mattdawg2012

ivanajackoff 

jacking off alot
someone who jacksoff alot
a funny name for someone who jacks off too much

my parents should have named me ivanajackoff

ivanajackoff by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008

rapid hump 

humping very rapidly
humping like a squirrel
humping like a squirrel and at the same time laughing like a heyena

i rapid humped his mom
i rapid humped her
i was rapid humping so fast i didnt notice i was squirrelfucked
i rapid humped her so hard i didnt notice i nutted all over her face and in her eye

rapid hump by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008

squirrelfuck 

one who fucks squirrels
fucking like a squirrel
one who fucks like a squirrel?

He's a squirrelfuck.
Yesterday i decided to squirrelfuck and i made a furry lil baby.
I squirrelfucked his mom and she popped out a squirrel.
i feel like i was made by my mom getting squirrel fucked because im harier than a bear.
i think his mom squirrelfucked someone to make him because he can fit big nuts in his mouth but has tiny nuts.

squirrelfuck by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008