mattdawg2012's definitions

squirrelfuck

one who fucks squirrels
fucking like a squirrel
one who fucks like a squirrel?

He's a squirrelfuck.
Yesterday i decided to squirrelfuck and i made a furry lil baby.
I squirrelfucked his mom and she popped out a squirrel.
i feel like i was made by my mom getting squirrel fucked because im harier than a bear.
i think his mom squirrelfucked someone to make him because he can fit big nuts in his mouth but has tiny nuts.

by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008

ivanajackoff

jacking off alot
someone who jacksoff alot
a funny name for someone who jacks off too much

my parents should have named me ivanajackoff

by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008

rapid hump

humping very rapidly
humping like a squirrel
humping like a squirrel and at the same time laughing like a heyena

i rapid humped his mom
i rapid humped her
i was rapid humping so fast i didnt notice i was squirrelfucked
i rapid humped her so hard i didnt notice i nutted all over her face and in her eye

by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008