squirrelfuck 

one who fucks squirrels
fucking like a squirrel
one who fucks like a squirrel?

He's a squirrelfuck.
Yesterday i decided to squirrelfuck and i made a furry lil baby.
I squirrelfucked his mom and she popped out a squirrel.
i feel like i was made by my mom getting squirrel fucked because im harier than a bear.
i think his mom squirrelfucked someone to make him because he can fit big nuts in his mouth but has tiny nuts.

squirrelfuck by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008

Squirreljack

When you are out looking for chicks, and your friend picks up the chick you wanted to bust a nut with.

Todd had this awesome stripper last night, then Jeremy showed up and did a squrreljack. Afterwards Jermey didn't have any money and Todd paid for the Squirreljack.

I was sitting with this fine stripper last night, and then my wife showed up and pulled a squirreljack. She got dances from her the rest of the night.

Squirreljack by Johnnyp5757 October 22, 2010

Squirreldick 

History:
expression originally coined by comedic duo "Maclean and Maclean"

Etymology:
Middle English squirel

Function:
noun; masculine

1)a male with a lack of penile size; endowed with a penis comparable to that of any of various small or medium-sized rodents. (family Sciuridae, the squirrel family)

"Dr Phil is a Squirreldick with an inferiority complex."

"Mathew nevers showers after gym class; I bet he is a Squirreldick!"

Squirreldick by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004

squirrel fuck 

Hanging upside down from a branch on a tree with your legs skeeting a freak-a-leek

see freak-a-leek

Last night my friend squirrel fucked the shit out of this girl

squirrel fuck by Feitan Erahan January 12, 2006

SquirrelFace 

A person who watches too much anime, also this person cannot shoot a basketball because his aim is utter garbage.

Hey bro you wanna play 1 on 1 at the gym, sorry for interrupting your anime life but let's go, *a few minutes later* First play of the one and one the squirrel face's ball, brick all day cuh.... SquirrelFace means you trash and you suck at basketball you get it now.

SquirrelFace by TheGoatMamba May 26, 2018