Idiot:did you see spongebob last night?
Person: Yeah it was pretty funny.
Idiot: my favorite character is squigward
Person: you're the most retarded person I've ever met.
Person: Yeah it was pretty funny.
Idiot: my favorite character is squigward
Person: you're the most retarded person I've ever met.
by Slayer727 January 16, 2011
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by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019
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"Wake me up when I care."
"Wake me up when I care."
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019
Get the Squidward mug.Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.
Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
by Yosuke Hanamura November 16, 2013
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by A Human Male August 5, 2018
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Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.
No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.
No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.
No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.
No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.
No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.
That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.
He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.
No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.
No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.
No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.
No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.
No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.
That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.
He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
by thiswilldie February 17, 2010
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