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squiglim 

A woman who won't accept her age so she dresses and acts like a person much younger.
Haha, look at that 70yr old Squiglim wearing a bikini.
squiglim by Xero El hero December 5, 2021

squillium 

A cartoon character affiliated with the show "Spongebob Squarepants". Appears in minimul episodes and is known as Squidward's arch-rival. Squillium is wealthy and loves to let Squidward know that.
Stop handing me money, your not a Squillium.
squillium by Mr.Carrot Tuba Quesadia December 19, 2015

Squilium 

When a partner pitches a women's vaginal tissue, but Is also fingering her anus and inserting his penis in her vagina causing her to squiel.
A girl walks to a guy and saids "can you make Squilium".
Squilium by Darealsoup May 21, 2015

squiggleumpff 

This is the name for a sock which you lost in the wash turning into a small but very deadly scrumpled looking grey elephant. DO NOT UNDERESTEMATE THEIR POWERS.
person1: Where has my other yellow and green spotty sock gone? hmmmm

person2: I expect it has turned into a squiggleumpff.

person1: Oh yes, there it is, lets all run away!

Squillium Squid 

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*

squigilum 

Squigilum is another word for the warm inside of a woman’s vagina
1. Pussy As defined in the Urban Dictionary :
Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.
2. The perfect place for men to put their penis.
3. A tasty delicacy for those who have an appetite to eat such things.
3. Something straight men think about a lot & look for until they find the right one.
Man! I found some squigilum last night & I fucked it raw.
2. She won’t let go of her squigilum because she wants to stay a virgin.
3. Hey baby, you have the best tasting squigilum!
squigilum by lithomaniac May 5, 2021
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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