A not-so-small african american equipped with a jetpack (usually from cleveland) that partakes in such acts as taking handicapped parking spots from the elderly at McWal-Mart. You know the guy at KFC that orders 20 dollars worth of chicken? Thats them. Usually night-wanderers wearing black masks (or just their faces?) and are the most likely to be struck by traffic. Can't use the metric system.
Whilst attempting to floss extremely hard, squabblepopper steve had just left the bakery's checkerboard table and was run over by a semi. He stood up and with a loud roar, inquired, "Where can i find kitten mittens?" zomgosh
Pronounced Skwib lee oh. A squibleeoh is someone who deeply follows internet trends and bases their style, attitutde, and personality around whats cool for the week to an obsessive like manner.
Oh there goes Jessica raving and ranting about Jeffery Dahmer, she's such a squibleeoh.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.