Kurtis- "Ok set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, and I'm talking like, only 4,000 squeet."
by poweredbyraycon February 13, 2022
The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
by The Real Egon Spengler April 18, 2014
when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.
by CindyStank June 29, 2007
“Okay set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, okay, and I’m talking like ONLY 4,000 squeet.”
-Kurtis Conner
-Kurtis Conner
by DestroyaOfKurtistown January 01, 2022
by morellocherry August 03, 2009
DAMN! He Squeeted that bitch so bad, she Needs glasses!
I heard she got SQUEEtED on at that party last night!
I heard she got SQUEEtED on at that party last night!
by Kyra L April 06, 2006
It’s generally a response to someone asking you if you ate, or "jeet". (Did you eat). If you hadn’t eaten, you’d reply "squeet". Or "let’s go eat”.
by Richter Ass June 20, 2019