squeeing 

To squee in a fandom's direction.

My girlfriend won't stop squeeing over Supernatural.

squeeing by ABCISMASTA November 1, 2015

Squeeing 

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

Squeeing by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

Squeeing in my pants 

You are so excited that you are squealing and peeing in your pants.

I was so excited meeting RPattz that I was squeeing in my pants.

Squeeing in my pants by Suzie55 December 3, 2010

Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

squeezing a dwarf 

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squeezing a dwarf by not karl marx June 1, 2009

squeezing the ketchup 

Wanking it

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

squeezing the ketchup by Justin Anderson is too cool July 17, 2016

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

Squeezing the puck by Clm3434 June 4, 2018