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squawnkie 

off kilter; jumbled up; a mess; not in the correct order; weird
Sam drank way too much last night. She is feeling squauwnkie today.
squawnkie by Samantha Clinton January 15, 2004
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Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

Talkin and squawking 

When your man is in it and he’s whispering in your ear sweet nothings. He tells you things he most likely wouldn’t say otherwise.
Girl tells her bestie: girl he said he loved me. “He ain’t talking about nothin, Just talkin and squawking

Squawking Seagull 

When a young man coppulating with a young lady on a beach decides to pull out and dip his love wand into the sand only to return his member into her fruitful passage leaving the poor unfortunate female squawking like a seagull.
The squawking seagull does not need an example.
Squawking Seagull by C Dogg October 29, 2007

squawking eagle 

An activity involving 5 men and a single female, one men lies on a bench face up, and the female (also face up) lies on top, inserting his cock in her ass. She then spreads her legs and a second gentlemen enters, inserting his member into her pussy. now 2 of the remaining gentlemen approach the lady from either side standing facing her, at about shoulder level. but at a sufficient that she must extend her arms out to reach the base of their cocks, she then begins to jack these two men off. Finally the last man enters, sticking his dick into her mouth from the top of her head, such that the dick goes down the throat and the balls knock her nose as he fucks her throat. She performs all these actions in unison, jacking the guys as though flapping wings and rocking her hips as though adjusting her flight path and squawking from the discomfort of the rigorous deep-throating she receives, thus taking teh appearance of a squawking eagle.
your mum got a squawking eagle from fives guys last night and now she walks with a limp, and has lost the ability to swallow solids.
squawking eagle by defMan9 August 26, 2009

Squankle 

A fat little tabby cat. Likely to eat his/her food too quickly and vomit it up. Known to hiss frequently.
There goes that little squankle again!!! Hide yo kids.

squawker 

when one jerks themselves off with someone elses leg
i squawker'd on jimboes thigh last night dude
squawker by miss squawker June 7, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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