Squawktard 

A retarded person that utters a loud, harsh cry, as a duck, parrot, or other fowl might sound. Trust me dude, they are out there, and holy shit are they frightening!

Dude, I saw a squawktard today at a restaurant, and it was staring at me making this God awful sound. I thought they had a bird at first until I locked eyes with it, and it freaked out.

Squawktard by brrutled June 19, 2011

Squawkward 

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.

In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.

Squawkward by Animorphs: The Radio Drama fan July 7, 2010

Squawkward 

A Big Bird sized person in a awkward situation.

Why you standing there looking hella squawkward.

Squawkward by Dani Rubble May 23, 2018

Squackward

Said durging an awkward moment between two birds.

Bird 1: I am pregnant

*awkward silence*
Bird 2: Dude, that's so squackward

Squackward by demian_isme March 1, 2026