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When someone farts while squating.
Hey can you grab that for me? Oh you just squarted!
squarted by Jmune April 16, 2017
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irony squared 

Irony as an external attribute; beyond the qualities of an implicit component. Irony as a subjectively-applied attribute of an object which ALREADY contains internal ironic components. Irony that falls outside of the bounds of postmodernism. Postmodernists call it post-irony and ascribe it primarily to post-postmodernism; although much of post-irony arcs farther, into hypermodernism. Includes ironic nihilism, ideal ironicism (aesthetic), and ironic identity (racial; collective conciousness). Popular in the alt-right messaging approach

A number of late 90’s postmodern academics considered second-degree existential irony to be a boundary of postmodernism rather than external to postmodernism itself; however this analysis did not take into account the unique attributes of nihilism as compared to existentialism as a whole
Ironic nihilism is an example of irony squared because nihilism itself already contains implicit irony.
irony squared by sandraxine June 10, 2017

R squared pi 

it is function area of circle, also means love
lyrics 0330 by u-kiss "don't deny our R squared pi"
R squared pi by WwNeXst May 12, 2013

whatever squared  

An explanation or a term used to show you really don't give a shit. Usually said like whatever, whatever. Often said in an emotionless tone of voice for added effect.
Hey John the boss said we have to get these memo's done before we can go home.

whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .

m squared 

To completely screw something up;
To destroy or masacre;
To make something that would be otherwise good, absolutely unbearable;
To completely 'fuck up' something;

Can be synonymus with: annihilate, decimate, murder, slaughhter, butcher, ruin, wreck, oblitherate, etc.
"Dude, they totally m squared that play."

"Man, did you see that chick's face - it looked so m squared."
m squared by disgruntled punter August 10, 2009

p squared (P^2) 

(noun)
abbreviation for:
1) POWER OF THE PUMPUM

2) POWER OF THE PUSSY

When a lady tries to seduce a man for her personal gain.
She would offer vice, or even sex so that a man would put forth effort or finances.

Most of the times, the men involved are unaware of the female's intent, so most men fall prey
examples of p squared (P^2)

1) Alice pretends to like her classmate Bob, and shows interest giving him the impression that he could get vice, or sex. in return she expects help with school work or have him do her school work for her.

2) Shaniqa has sex with Paul so he could purchase a house and car for her

3) a girl would give a fella d slight touch, to get him to buy lunch for her.
p squared (P^2) by TRUTH-MAN-LOL November 13, 2011

bush squared 

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?
Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.
bush squared by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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