old-man-philia

When a smokin' hot girl falls for some wrinkly balls for no apparent reason.

That fireman is old as shit, but she's got some mad old-man-philia going on, so she don't care.

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

bush squared

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?

Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

bush cubed

An unfortunately unobtainable pinnacle of lesbian action. Three cooters rubbing together in unison.

Anna: "You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?"
Alicia: "But then you couldn't get bush cubed, you can't rub three together..."

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

skankersorariffic

Something that is similar to a skankersore; used when something is of a higher skankitude than a pirate hooker or whorebag.

That Lana might be a pirate hooker, but Lauren is skankersorariffic!

by 2girls1cup February 9, 2008

nogina

When you can't get none, you've got a case of nogina.

The only thing worse than a case of onegina is nogina.

by 2girls1cup December 15, 2007

cootie queen

It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken

Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007