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square brain 

when your always confused and you're kind of stupid
"I don't get this, I have square brain"
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squaretriangle

derived from playstation gaming. Used when one player has tried to describe a complex move by just saying that he pressed square triangle (the square button then the triangle one). More universally, it's used when someone states the most bloody obvious option for solving a complex problem, an option that the person has of course already tried.
'Have you seen my gloves?'
'Are they in the glove compartment?
'Square Triangle.'
squaretriangle by bb49wpr January 25, 2005

Square Brain 

Someone on the autistic spectrum, where thinking tends to be more literal and direct. Often used to refer to oneself.

Opposite of "Squiggle Brain".
"Tom's Square Brain might make him quirky, but he's the only guy I know who can solve a Rubik's Cube while quoting Shakespeare."
Square Brain by CloverLief August 8, 2024