Squarebody

A very sexy, well built machine. The only kind of truck a man should drive

"Look at that sexy ass squarebody"

by Casper-the-unseen January 19, 2017

spongebob squarebody

Fat person with arms and legs so thin and scrawny, they actually look like spongebob or Mr.Potatohead

Carl: Hey Jeff, you see Mindy yet? She lost a lot of weight!

Jeff: You mean she don't have that spongebob squarebody anymore?!?

by Hood Spokesman April 29, 2014

Squaready

To be squaready is to be as boring as a square, but ready for anything.

Man for a professor he's pretty squaready for any of our shenanigans.

by Lokinario March 19, 2015

squarebob

Somebody who is bad at what they do.

“Yo John did you see #47? He totally missed that tackle!” “Yeah mane he a squarebob ass nigga mane.”

by gvccigvng123 October 8, 2018

squarebodyosis

The illness of having your mind changed every 5 seconds with new ideas of stuff to do to your sexy ass 80’s Silverado to make chicks get wet as fuck

Man I had a case of the squarebodyosis last night and it kept me awake.

by Squarebodyguy87 December 18, 2017

squareby

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Chiron

Man, what a squareby!

by SqUaReOwNzAgE October 15, 2003