squamp

A type of girl, Generally that you hate at work, who looks like a washed out whore. Generally has bad skin covered up be even worse make-up. Girl who thinks she is gods gift to men.(But really isnt at all)

Jakki is such a SQUAMP!!!

by SlickSista August 5, 2006

squamp

1. A clogged toilet.
2. A bad situation.
3. To beat; to kill.

1. Dude, there's a squamp in there.
2. Code Red! It's a squamp!
3. I squamped 'em.

by Pete January 19, 2004

Squamp

Squamp: (skwomp) verb; the act of holding in or clenching a flatulent expulsion while receiving oral sex. Holding in a fart while getting a blow job.

Billy ate a bucket of beans and later had to squamp when Julie went down on him.

by Zoomzoompow October 27, 2011

Squamp Gwamp

When you consume so much alcohol that you cant get your dick up

Cure: Text "Jordan" to Finish

Dan: "Hey Kyle, did you fuck her last night?"
Kyle: *sighs* "nahhh, I had squamp gwamp"

by coolblackkid July 17, 2010

Bum Squamp

Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.

That lady last night was totally bump squamping me OR Man I'm getting bum squamped right now OR Man I got a total case of the bum squamps

by Akshaark July 1, 2017

squama

squad drama

"Tom and Lisa brought red wine to our chardonnay party, it caused a little squama"

by queensteph August 28, 2016

Sqump

A squirting dump.

Oh my god, my asshole hurts from the giant sqump that I just did!

by Blumpette December 9, 2018