2 definitions by Zoomzoompow

Dick Chirp

1: A stupid person who says stupid shit no one cares about.
2: the small grunt made just before busting your nut.
3: the sound your dick makes while cumming.

1: Chris never knows when to shut the hell up. He sure is a dick chirp.
2: Everytime I have sex with Bobby, henpulls a dick chirp.
3: last night my dick chirped when I blew my load on that dead hooker.

by Zoomzoompow May 30, 2011

Squamp

Squamp: (skwomp) verb; the act of holding in or clenching a flatulent expulsion while receiving oral sex. Holding in a fart while getting a blow job.

Billy ate a bucket of beans and later had to squamp when Julie went down on him.

by Zoomzoompow May 30, 2011