squadrels 

a being that is mainly found around the area of Corvallis, Oregon... it is believe to be composed of 1/2 Waffle and 1/2 Squirrel.

Kyle: DOODE!!! did you see those squadrels in front of McNerdy this morning?
James: I TOTALLY DID, it was ripping that place up man!!
Kyle: I totally wanted to bite into it's sticky gooey center
James: Dude thats gross...

squadrels by James R. Grey March 23, 2008

Squadren 

A series of strategically floating battleshit Hendren.

As I snapped off some Hendren into the water, they formed into a formidable Squadren.

Squadren by will bitten September 18, 2016

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

Sausage Squirrels 

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

Sausage Squirrels by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010

packing squirrels 

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

packing squirrels by russ e July 30, 2006

Moon Squares 

Toilet Paper

dude! ran out of moon squares today had to use my sock.

Moon Squares by wthail February 18, 2010

Dingle squares 

An assortment of dingleberries in a brownie like formation baked at a toasty 405 degrees celsius and served to enemies and friends alike as a practical joke.

John: "DUDE you fed him dingle squares?!"
Darvis: "Yep. All 62 of them."

Dingle squares by chadbop February 3, 2013