sqonk

sqonk is a word that is totally real and wasnt made 3 minutes ago. it's a derogatory term, usually meaning idiot

Fred: why did you just kick that dog? you sqonk!!

Billy: "sqonk"?

Fred: Yes, Billy, it's a totally real word that wasnt made 3 minutes ago!! it means idiot!

by JMC03 December 4, 2021

sonk

Ice hockey move made from behind the net where the player has the puck behind the net and fakes a pass (on his forehand) up the boards without touching the puck. This usually causes the defending player (in front of the net) to move in the direction allowing the player with the puck to start skating up ice on the other side or to make an unimpeded pass. Keith Yandle (NHL defenseman) is especially known for this move--for some reason when it is successful the player who has executed the move is supposed to yell 'sonk' after making the play, and indeed Yandle will often do this following a successful sonk.
(Check out Yandle double sonking DiPauli in early January, 2020--UD won't allow a link, unfortunately)

Did you see DiPauli get double sonked by Yandle last night?

by Dexter Rutecki January 6, 2020

Soonkiat

A guy who is really sweet and amazing.

That guy is such a Soonkiat!!!

by her.boy October 31, 2011

Sonker

One who has a fart fetish and/or loves BBW fart porn

Johnny: Did you hear about Reese?
Greg: Yep, that guy is a total Sonker!

by 69Lunchbox69 July 3, 2020

Sonk

A hockey move done behind a players own net where the player takes an instep and makes a slap shot up the boards. If the opposing player bites on it full out like hook line and sinker, the player must then yell “yea soooonk” and start busting up ice.

Can also be used in an situation in replace of sike

*opponent bites hook line sinker on fake*
“Yea Sooooonk”

Biz “You're too busy lining up kills for later”
You “Too busy sonking people”

by Sonk12345 April 24, 2019

Slonk

Used by Gang weeders as an alternative term for smoking marijuana.

"just slonked some Gang weed epic style..now time to rise up,"

by hgfjmhtf September 18, 2018

Skonk

An especially sallacious woman who is prone to engaging in activities typically refused by the average skank, e.g. wearing a trashbag decorated with cum while giving Jared Leto a rim job

Dood, check out the girl giving Robin Williams a handy in the car wash! What a skonk!

by skonkx7 December 12, 2010