spyka

Impersonation. i.e Pretending to be a 17 year old computer whizzkid whilst being a middle aged , balding , pot bellied bore.... "doing a spyka"

i.e Pretending to be a 17 year old computer whizzkid whilst being a middle aged , balding , pot bellied bore.... "doing a spyka"

by Liver bird December 8, 2007

soykaf

Like coffee, but shitty and made from soybeans. On lainchan (a cyberpunk-themed image board) it is the word filter for "shit."

Mountain Dew tastes like soykaf—ick!

by lainon December 6, 2020

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013

Mt. Spokane High School

A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.

Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.

by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011

Spokane Cocaine

Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.

Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"

You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah

by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013

Dyke spyke

When a female, lesbian or not, has extremely short hair (usually a crew cut) and spikes it up. To be a true dyke spyke, it should be easy to mistake them from the back as a guy.

Jane's not a lesbian, but she has a dyke spyke

by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006

spygatin

when someone looks at the play you pick while playing ncaa football or madden

Man i don't be playin with shropshire no more that dude be spygatin

by barker road boy March 12, 2008