spyjack 

to photograph and repurpose street art

She spyjacked my tag.

Look at that spyjacker shooting that bomb.

I spyjacked that stencil.

You may spyjack my piece, just don't sell it.

We will spyjack a section of the lower East side.

spyjack by mglev June 6, 2011

Soyjack 

A variation of the Wojack meme that depicts Wojack faces with exaggerated expressions (soy faces), but can also be depicted as smug or triggered. They are usually drawn with square glasses and short, stubbly, unshaved beards. Some earlier depictions include the Soyjack wearing a Mario cap.

Soyjacks are often used to win online arguments, in attempts to depict the other party as a beta soy boy who's overreacting to simple statements.

"Nice attempt at trying to prove your point, but I'm about to open my Soyjack folder"

Soyjack by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020

Spejack 

The short form of Spejaculate.
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I Spejacked my pants!"
"I don't know why but I always seem to spejack my pants at the titty bar :("
"Poor dude! He totally spejacked before his birthday lap dance!"
"Ever since I went celibate I seem to always spejack at parties"

Spejack by funnyfucker123 April 8, 2009

Skyjacked 

The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.

Aw, crap!

Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!

Skyjacked by patrickinbigd August 22, 2010

skyjack

Masturbation performed in an airplane bathroom.

The young woman in the aisle seat was so hot, Jimmy had no choice but to skyjack a mere half hour before his flight's final descent.

skyjack by jds07030 April 15, 2017

spyack 

to be sick everywhere

shit i think im going to spyack

spyack by andee December 30, 2004

Soyjacked

A form of belittling one persons opinion or argument by portraying them as the soyjack meme. Usually by alternating characters in capitalization “WhIcH LoOkS sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThIs”. or in the case of a real life conversation, saying the persons point in a high pitched annoying voice.

Damn it man, I was talking about why I think capitalism is good. And then he soyjacked me!

Soyjacked by PhatDonger December 7, 2020