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spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.
Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
by Donald A. February 12, 2019
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Spank the Midget

An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.

Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.
Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.
by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013
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Spunkfinger

When you finger yourself after being filled with cum
Last night I got filled with spunk and then fingered myself and got a spunkfinger
by Jizmonger December 9, 2022
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