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Spud Monkey 

A Chunky pinto colored Horse. Often times a mustang. Interchangeably also known as Chunky Monkey.
My horses name is Spud Monkey
Spud Monkey by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

Spud Monkey 

A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……

Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey
My horses name is Spud Monkey
Spud Monkey by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

Spud Monkey

A racial slur used to insult people of Irish descent.
That ginger Spud Monkey is drinking the pub dry.
Spud Monkey by HazmatTechni-10 December 10, 2025

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

spudmonkee

A cross between a Potato, Monkey and a swell chap. Good stuff.
Hey look it's a beautiful spudmonkee!
spudmonkee by spudmonkee July 29, 2012

spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.
The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.
spudmonkey by growmoreweed May 12, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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