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Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

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A racial slur used to insult people of Irish descent.

That ginger Spud Monkey is drinking the pub dry.

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