Dating a bunch of lifeguards and balding in your teens
by forgodandcountry March 29, 2018
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A specific type of game-breaking bug that causes a video game to crash and/or renders it unplayable, typically caused through the use of an obscure or obtuse method that a developer would assume no player would do.
“Hey dude, did you try San Andreas: Definitive Edition yet?”

“Yeah, but I accidentally sprunked it. I got bored and thought it’d be funny to drink 5000 cans of soda for shits & giggles. Turns out, that breaks the whole game, and now I can’t play!”
by Azelf89 December 5, 2021
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To be fucked, either by another person or by yourself. Another word for screwed up or buncing.
"How did the race go?"
"I got sprunked hard by another racer."

"How did the race go?"
"I sprunked myself ."
by Diddlesmcfartwinkle February 12, 2017
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Verb: the complete and utter obliteration of someone in a GTA V race. Usually to a point where they have to restart.
He sprunked me off of the track and into the river! I just sprunked myself!
by TheDimensionist February 13, 2017
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n. The fictional beverage featured in grand theft auto: san andreas.
Sprunk is a magical elixer, availible almost everywhere, that has the magical ability to cure gunshot wounds.
Sweet: "Yo, CJ, if you get shot in the face, get some sprunk from the machine."
Carl: "I hear ya."
by Pepsi X-treme July 29, 2005
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Sprunk, a type of soda pop found in Grand Theft Auto games, especially San Andreas (but also Vice City; check out the Kaufman Cabs headquarters, there's a vending machine there) is a parody of the carbonated lemon lime drink Sprite. Sprunk comes in a grenade-shaped can hence the marketing tagline, which says it has an "explosive, bursting flavour".
Pedestrian: My heart dont pump no Sprunk!
by Malicious Matt August 18, 2005
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To orgasm with such force following oral sex that the recipient recoils hard enough to launch off the bed and land on the floor.
I'm gonna sprunk that chick -- she won't forget me for the rest of her life.
by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016
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