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To 'Cloff' is slang for 'to depart'. Thus, 'Cloffing' is 'departing' etc.
"I'll just cloff 'kay?"
"They were all cloffing!"
Cloff by turlaach January 10, 2008
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To show intense attraction and affection
She cloffed on me so hard last night, bro.
Did you see that new guy? I think I'm about to cloff on him.
Cloff by Doctah Vin May 5, 2025

cloff prunking 

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.
Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.
cloff prunking by Messist January 20, 2011

cloff prunker 

1. Whereby one person frangilates another's slimp
2. He or she gratifies the other person by smuctating them avially
Why don't you ram it up your pim-hole, you fusking cloff prunker
cloff prunker by my cheese baby August 19, 2006

cliff-faced 

Very serious, neutral and/or generally looking consistently sad
Hi OMORI! Cliff-faced as usual, I see.
cliff-faced by fairyc0rpse December 25, 2020

Cliffy pants 

A pair of pant which lacks the funds to cover the cost of what the wearer orders.(eg: coffee)
Oh, can you cover me, I wore my "Cliffy pants" today.
Cliffy pants by ontarioguy November 7, 2013

Clorfors 

The Clorfors were a race of tight pockets and swindlers from the planet Clorfor. You Earthlings might liken them to "space jews". You might also call me racist but it's hard to be racist towards a race that doesn't exist... Like the Clorfors!
Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money. Blew those bastards up is what I did!
Clorfors by Lord Frieza July 7, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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