Spongeshit 

Spongeshit is a Yellow Sponge who lives under a dead Poʀnapple in the Sea Spongeshit shitpants !!
Spongeshit friends are Shitward and Mr. Shit his bestfriend is Patshit Shit Shit Shit!
Everyfish lives in the Bottom of the Girl's Bikini
And his pet Snail name is Garshit and his number one enemy is Plankshit
Here is the Into Song Lyrics in the Spongeshit Squareshit:
Are ya ready shits?
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
I can't Fuck you
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a Poʀnapple under the shit?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Banana and Spongy and poʀnous is he?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
If having sex something you lack?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Then drop on my Dick and Suck like a Snake!
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Ready?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)

Friend: Hey broshit have you heard of Spongebob Squarepants?
Me: what is that?
Friend: A Cartoon animated Series for ki-
Me: Oh I heard that there is a Sequal!
Friend: Wow what is it?
Me: Spongeshit Squareshit
Friend: the fuck is that?
Me: you will never know...

Spongeshit by Victor Gamer April 28, 2021

spongeitude

The attitude of someone who can spring back like a sponge with extremely witty comebacks, and or lolz at life. Quality of being as such..
Brave, happy, confident, and content quality of someone.

NOT spongeitude: "YOUR MOM"
Spongeitude: "What did you eat for breakfast, Bitch Flakes?"

1: Dude that guy called you a whore!"
2: I don't care, I am confident in my spongeitude.

spongeitude by maimersiful January 23, 2014

SpongeBitch 

Any Girl With 2 Or More Of The Following Physical Characteristics

Broad Shoulders/ Flat Chest/ No Visible Neck/ No Booty/ Trapezoid Body Profile

This SpongeBitch Really Thought She Was Gonna Fit In The Middle Of The Back Seat Knowing We Asked Her To Ride Shotgun????

SpongeBitch by PAPI SANCHO July 3, 2019

Spongeshots 

When spongebob gives backshots

"Who wants spongeshots???"

Spongeshots by vannnnnnnnnnnnnn February 2, 2025

spongisity

The extended ability of a person to learn from others and themselves even when all others feel they are completely full if shit and could learn no more

My friends spongisity is greater than his sposes sbility to think

spongisity by anonymous March 23, 2023

Slongshit 

When you’re so fucking thick that you cant spell slingshot properly

Person 1: They sent the planes with a slongshit

Person 2: I’m gonna skin you alive

Slongshit by Sexiest beast March 8, 2024