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Spritzed steamer
You sensually crap on someones tummy then proceed to shake a bottle of any soda of your choosing and allow it to explode on your partner.
Ted: How's that Stephanie girl?
Billy: She's so cool. We went out for Indian food, grabbed a bottle of diet coke, and went to town. By far the best spritzed steamer i have ever had.
Billy: She's so cool. We went out for Indian food, grabbed a bottle of diet coke, and went to town. By far the best spritzed steamer i have ever had.
Spritzed steamer by Flamingo lover 4 life September 29, 2011
Related Words
spritzed • Spritzed steamer • spritzer • sprited • Spitzed • spitzed on • Spritzee • spritzeer • spritzered • Spritzeriastic
Grape Spritzer
A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
Grape Spritzer by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008
Malort spritzer
Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
Malort spritzer by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022
cook county spritzer
When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.
(Also see Dart Daiquiri)
(Also see Dart Daiquiri)
cook county spritzer by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016
ultimate spritzer
The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.
ultimate spritzer by Cum master J May 28, 2009
cleveland spritzer
When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.
Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!
cleveland spritzer by Chef BooYahD December 3, 2016
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