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Spritzee

Spritzee is the perfume pokemon. It is one of the newer fairy type pokemon and resembles a small bird. Some people dislike its evolution because they were hoping it would look like the Plague Doctor. Nevertheless, Spritzee is a great pokemon and can pack a punch on dragon pokemon who otherwise cannot hurt it with its dragon type attacks.
Spritzee is so cool! I call mine Febreze!
by Wanda Coleman November 29, 2013
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Grape Spritzer

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.
by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008
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Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.
Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022
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cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)
That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !
by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016
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ultimate spritzer

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.
You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.
by Cum master J May 28, 2009
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cleveland spritzer

When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.
Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!
by Chef BooYahD December 3, 2016
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Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend
" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."
by Shelton063 January 1, 2010
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